
“My own material existence I am reasonably assured of. I can imagine my friend at the other end of the line. But between us two there is an airy nowhere, inhabited by voices and nothing else[…]The vocal inhabitants of this strange region have an amazing vanishing quality[…] And sometimes…you hear the confused murmur of a hundred voices. You catch more expressions from private conversations than your nerves can transmit to the central office of your brain; and if you are imaginative, you may undergo, as I have, a feeling as if you had a hundred astral bodies that were guiltily listening at as many keyholes.”
“A Reporters Visit to the Boston Telephone Exchange”
Scientific American 1887, 106
joe[a]strangeregion.co.uk
I DON'T HAVE THINGS TO TELL YOU
written by Mau Baiocco + Maria Sledmere
edition of 250
195 x 218mm, 112pp
cover design by Joe Vaughan
isbn 9781739784058
2026
fourteen pounds
I don’t have things to tell you is a collaborative poetry collection by Mau Baiocco and Maria Sledmere. Two poets writing from the edgelands of the internet during our asynchronous emergence from the Covid-19 lockdowns.
Combining documentary with diaristic insight, Mau and Maria rehearse their nostalgia for the lived moment. The poets discuss their encounters with art and conversations with friends. They recall dreams, architecture and sicknesses of the body and mind. Moving through metaphysical enquiry, acid Romanticism, wishlists and the ephemera of everyday life, they write towards a theory of living in unbelievable times. These poems are documents of culture at precise, dated moments. Portraits of loneliness, self-sabotage, mirror-selves. They contain birthday wishes, celestial visions, alchemical descriptions of literature, dream reports, news items and psychogeographical tangents.
These poems are channels of thought and energy between Leeds and Glasgow, and between digital and corporeal versions of oneself. They reflect a yearning to map the interior of a relationship, to write love into existence, and to construct a shareable future motivated by friendship.

